The Nursing Home Reopens!
Think you’re too old for this? Your knees might say yes, but the Alumni Cup says otherwise! We are officially reopening the FS East Nursing Home for all the veterans who still haven’t moved on.
What to expect:
- The Dad Body Flex: Squeezing into a race suit that was definitely bigger five years ago
- The “Back in my Day” Talk: Explaining to rookies how you survived without fancy sensors
- Strategic Napping: Between sets, because 48-hour shifts hit different in your 30s
Dust off your helmets, find your ibuprofen, and sign up for the Alumni Cup!
> Pro Tip: If you can still reach the pedals without your back cracking, you’re overqualified.
Apply now—before you forget where you put your keys! 🏁🐢💊



